Title:  Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide/Zoey 101:  Sex Education Video

Authors:  Lil White Rabbit and Tricksterson

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Category:  Young Adult

Codes:  MM, mf, mff, ff, bi (brief), catfight (offscreen), cons, first, oral, mast, rom

Disclaimer:  Some of the characters in this are fictional, some are not (well, to the extent any politicians can be considered real).  This is satirical fiction.  I do not really think the President and his staff behave like that, they ain't that human.  If you can't handle it, too bad.

Note:  Ned and Moze are 14, Nicole is 15

Prologue:

Jennifer Mosely, a tall brunette more commonly known simply as "Moze" was sitting, a bit nervously, in a director's chair in the school gym, which had been converted to a movie set, dressed in a large grey bathrobe, white pantie that had little pink hearts on them and matching ankle socks.  Next to her, on the right side, also sitting in a director's chair, was her best friend Ned, also in a big grey bathrobe but barefoot.  Whether he was wearing panties with hearts on them she didn't know but she doubted it.

She would be finding out soon though because they would be making a movie, what some would call a porn movie, but since it was being made under the auspices of the Department of Education it was classified as an "educational film".

On the left side of Moze was an empty director's chair with the name "Nicole" on it with a big pink heart to either side of the name.  The person who should have been sitting there, a relentlessly perky brunette who was the film's professional actress and "star" was the reson why Moze was looking in Ned's direction with a muderous glare because she was sitting instead on Ned with her arms around his neck and her tongue down his throat.

'Not that I'm was jealous', Moze told herself.  'It's the unprofessional sluttiness that pisses me off.  Ned's an idiot anyway.'

She had to admit though that at least Nicole had been up front about her behavior.  When the three of them had first been introduced to each other she had told them that she had been diagnosed with Obssessive Male Gender Disorder.  "Which, "she had said, "was a polite way of saying that I'm a nympho.  Later it was changed to Omnisexual Compulsion which means that I'll fuck pretty much anyone or anything.  That's when they recruited me."  They being the Department of Education's black-ops department.

Moze hadn't even known the DoE *had* a black-ops department but apparently they did and they had recruited her and Ned as well, although only on a temporary basis.  She had been reluctant at first but when they told her she'd be getting extra credit she signed right up as had Ned who had been recuited when he had answered a survey to find the horniest boys in school.  Cookie and Billy Loomer had also been recruited but dismissed by Nicole, who was not only the film's star but a co-director, on the grounds of being "way too creepy".

The budding porn star looked up from snogging one co-star to see the other staring at them.  Apparently oblivious of Moze's hostility she smiled and said, "Don't worry hun, I'm not about to neglect you." then got up and promptly transferred herself to the taller girl's lap.

"I was just warming him up baby.  Now it's your turn," Nicole said, putting one arm around the other girl's shoulders and sliding the hand of the other one into her bathrobe to fondle one of the bigger girl's large round tits while nuzzling her neck with her lips.  Like her co-stars she wore a bathrobe but hers was pink and fluffy.  She also had a pair of flip-flops on her tootsies.

If her intent was to "warm up" her costar, it was working.  Moze had been somewhat flummoxed by the prospect of working girl-on-girl on screen, even though she wasn't entirely foreign to girl-on-girl offscreen.  Now she was thinking that it might not be such a bad thing.  When Nicole's lips moved to hers she opened them to let the other girl's tongue in.

"Places people, Scene One is about to begin," Gordy, the school's janitor recruited as set gofer called.

"Okay,"  the nympho on Moze's lap said, suddenly all business. "This film will be about the Three Basic positions and some girl-on-girl.  We'll start with just sweetie-pie and me in the Missionary," she said, motioning at Ned.  She had promptly forgotten Moze and Ned's name upon meeting them, whether from stupidity, self-centeredness or both neither of them were sure.  "Then Tall-and-Beautiful will join us and play cowgirl for her stallion, then it'll be just us girls and the hunk comes back at the end to do me doggie style once he's gotten his strength back.  Everyone clear?"  They both nodded.  "Let's get to it then."

Scene 1:

Nicole lay on her side, naked on the bed, head propped up on one arm, one leg raised to hide her crotch in faux demureness.  Ned was off camera, looking both eager and anxious.  She raised her free hand, smiled enticingly at him and crooked a finger in invitation.  He took a deep breath then stepped into the camera's view as she licked her lips in anticipation of having his cock in her.

When he reached the bed she could see he was still nervous as she pulled him down next to her.  'Aw, crap, a virgin,' she thought.  'Why didn't they warn me so I could break him in ahead of time.'  Aloud she purred at him and said, "Just lay back and let Mama Nicole take care of you baby," suddenly sounding and even looking much more than just a year older than him.  "Until it's time for you to take care of me that is," she concluded with a smile.

She arranged him on his back and kissed his stomach, then lower.  She didn't put her mouth on his cock at first, rather she kissed and licked around the base while praying to avoid premature ejaculation, then took each of his testicles in her mouth in turn before running her tongue all the way up to his tip in one, slow lick.  She held his glans in her mouth but didn't suck while she ran a finger up and down his length, testing his fullness.

"Be right back hun," Nicole said and got off the bed and went offscreen, returning with a handful of condom wrappers.  After all, this was meant to be a video about *safe* sex.  Plus it let her co-star cool down a bit.  She wanted him coming in her, not on her.

She slowly rolled the rubber onto his  cock, knowing that the camera would be zooming iin on this moment, then lay down and guided it into her, snarling, "Fuck me!"

She moaned as he entered her.  *This* was why she had signed up for the program.  The automatic diploma without having to go to school was nice, so was the expense account that paid for her food, hotel rooms and clothes, not to mention the possibility of becoming the next Jenna Jameson once she became legal but what she really loved was the feel of a guy's cock in her cunt, although tongue and fingers, whether male or female, were nice too.  She hadn't been kidding around when she'd told the other two kids that she was a nympho.  Fucking was what her life was centered around and she didn't want it any other way.

"Unnh....Spread your legs a bit for the camera...unh...so they...ohhh...can get a shot of...ohhhfuck...that great package of yours," she whispered.  In truth Ned was only about average sized but a little flattery never hurt and the cameraman always wanted closeups of the guys cock pounding her pussy which is why she shaved and why she resisted the urge to wrap her legs around his waist, although she did let her fingers claw at his back.

Finally her orgasm hit and she let loose.  "UNNNNGGGHHH!  OHHHFUUUCCCKKK!!!"  A few more pumps and she felt him coming inside her as well, his eyes crossing in that delightfully goofy expression men got when they came.

Scene 2:

Even though she was looking right at them it took Gordy tapping on her shoulder and whispering, "You're on," to make Moze realize that it was time for her to join Ned and Nicole in front of the camera.  She had been hypnotized by what they were doing, so much so that she had to remind herself to take her fingers out of her crotch before taking off her robe and marching onto the set.

But before she reached the bed Nicole sliced a finger across her throat, stopping the cameras.

"Before we start sweetie, I've got to ask.  Are you a virgin?"

Ned's face turning a bright red told Moze all she needed to know about why the other girl was asking *that* question.  Ned's presence made her hesitate before answering but then she thought, 'What the hell, we're going to be fucking soon anyway,' and said "No, but close."  Like most of the girls at the school she had had her cherry popped by Gordy and followed up with a couple of one-nighters with the janitor.

"What about girls?"  "Not a virgin there either," she said, and had to keep from laughing at the expression on Ned's face.  She wondered what he would think if he knew that she and Susie Crabgrass, the girl he had pined for all through middle school had been on-and-off lovers for about a year before she had moved to another school.  It had been what had fueled their fierce competition.

"Good because it would be a shame to think of that hot glamazon body of yours going to waste.  Okay, let's get this show back on the road."  She motioned to the camera crew and they started filming as the two girls embraced and kissed over Ned's prone body.

When they broke off Nicole peeled off the condom from Ned's now softening cock and ducked her head down to start licking it back to workable condition, motioning Moze to join her.  The larger girl hesitated.  Besides popping her cherry Gordy had also taught her to give head.  One of the things she had learned was that having a rubber on left an unpleasant aftertaste.

Seeming to read her mind, her costar said, "It's okay, I only use mint flavored ones."

Moze took a suspicious, tentative lick, then another.  Nicole was proved right, her friend's dick had a sweet minty taste to it, not unlike a candy cane.  Like a candy cane both girls were soon licking happily away at it only with the opposite effect because instead of shrinking it grew and grew.

Once their partner was fully erect and another rubber was put on Nicole pulled Moze off, gave her nipples a suck and then arranged her so that she was straddling Ned, the trimmed brown bush of her pussy hovering over his member in true cowgirl style.

Moze hestitated before sinking down on her best friend's cock.  Hesitated *because* he was her best friend.  Once the film was done Nicole would leave, probably never to be seen again except in pleasant and horny memories.  She and Ned however would be seeing each other every day.

Her anxieties dulled however when she felt the other girl's pubic bone pressing against her ass and her hands snaking under the taller girl's arms to stroke and scratch at her tits.

"Fuck him baby.  You know you want to."  There was no denying that so she sank down onto him, bringing a pleasure filled groan from Ned.  Closing her eyes she felt the sensual friction of his antrance and uttered a low groan of her own, followed by a louder one as Ned's hands joined Nicole's in pawing her tits and a third, loudest of all, when one of Nicole's hands moved from her breast to her groin, rubbing at her G-Spot.  This, together with the vigorous fucking she was receiving from the boy below her soon had her shuddering and screaming incoherently in a deeper orgasm than Gordy or Susie had ever given her.  While Moze rode up and down her school chum's pole their partner kept busy not only by masturbating the other girl but herself, chanting, "Yah!  Oh Yah!  Fuck him, fuck him, fuckimfuckiiimmm!"

She felt Ned coming inside her and fell slowly forward, finding herself face to face with her friend, lips less than an inch away from each other.  Oddly enough, after what they had just done, it was the thought of kissing him that made her blush.  What they had just done was sheer animal pleasure, kissing was...different, special.  Their lips touched, then opened.

"No time for that, sweeties, on to the next scene.  You can always make with the mushy-mush afterwards," came Nicole's relentlessly cheerful chirp of a voice, breaking the moment.  While her costars, especially Ned, were starting to wear out her sexual energy and sunny disposition seemed relentless.

"Okay, fine, what's up next?," the taller girl grumbled, sending a glare Nicole's way that the pornographic Pollyanna didn't even seem to notice.

"Well, first, hunny bunny here," she said gesturing towards Ned, "is going off to the sidelines to rest and recover for the final scene.  And then I have you all to myslef."

***

Scene 3

Nicole saw the way her co-star was looking at the departing Ned and said, "Someone special, huh?"

Moze blushed and relpied a bit too quickly, "No, just a friend."

The pornstar wannabe rolled her eyes.  "Yeah, right.  Well, this scene won't shoot itself."  She ran a hand down the other girl's spine and cupped one of her butt cheeks, giving it a squeeze.

Moze turned towards her, lowering her lips to one of her partner's smaller but firm tits and sucked.

"Mmmm, I'm not your first girl, am I?"

Moze grunted in the negative.

Nicole leaned back and spread her legs.  "Why don't you show me what you know?"

In response the younger girl smiled and moved down between her legs.  Moze had always been unable to resist a challenge.  She pushed the other girl's thighs a little further apart then licked where leg joined torso, provoking a moan.then started licking up the middle, starting at the bottom of Nicole's slit and pushing her tongue inward as she went up, smiling to herself at the trembling this produced.

"Ohh!  Oh yes!  Oh good!"  The young porn actress knotted her hands in Moze's hair even as she fought against instinct to keep her legs wide open for the camera instead of wrapping them around the other brunette's head and shoulders.

Moze's mouth reached the older girl's clit and sucked, making her body buck and heave in climax.

"Oh!  OHHHFUCKKK!!"

As soon as the body beneath her stopped shaking, the young glamazon moved up her partner's body to plant her crotch down on her face.

"Turn around hun," Nicole whispered.  "The audience will want to see your cunt."

The amateur trollop listened to the more experienced harlot, shrugged and turned, then settled down on the other girl's face with a sigh that soon turned to a moan as her twat was pierced  by the tongue of the minx below her.  She was tempted to lean forward and make it a sixty-nine but had been told not to because it would hide both their pussies from the camera.

Nicole reached up to settle her co-star more firmly than began stroking the thighs and rear above her.  She briefly considered inserting a finger into her fellow lolita's ass but refrained.  Anal was for the advanced classes.

"Unnngghh!," Moze groaned as she closed her eys and bucked her hips.  She reached down to let her fingers join Nicole's tongue in stimulating her clit while her other hand played with her tits.

"UNNNNNNHHH!  FUCKYESSS!!  FUUUCCCKKK!!!" she shrieked as white hot bolts of pleasure ran through every inch of her body.

***

Interlude:

When her eyes could focus again she looked off set and what she saw was almost as much of a shock to her system as the orgasm had been but in the opposite direction.

There, topless and kneeling between Ned's legs, blond head bobbing up and down was Missy Meany.

"What is *she* doing here?"  Moze snarled.  She wouldn't have minded so much if it had been Ned's other previous girlfriend, Suzie Crabgrass.  After all, she and Ned had basically shared Susie, even if Ned didn't know it and she had gotten further with the other girl than Ned had.  But she and Missy had real and genuine hate going on between them.

Fortunately they were between scenes so the cameras were off.  Nicole's answer was muffled by the fact that the larger girl was still sitting on her face.  Once Moze moved she sat up, looked in the direction the other girl was glaring and answered, "Oh, that's the girl who came in second to you in the screen test.  We gave her a job as a fluffer.  Why, you jealous?"

"No, of course not.  Like I said, we're just friends."  This time Moze sounded unconvincing even to herself and recieved a "Who do you think your kidding?" look from the other brunette.

"Well, we're ready for the next scene so if you want to go discuss matters with her, be my guest."

Moze didn't need to be told twice.  She surged off of the bed, across the stage and without pausing grabbed Missy by her blond locks and dragged her literally kicking and screaming into the girl's locker room.

Ned started to go after them but Gordy caught his eye and slowly shook his head.  older and, in his odd way, wiser, the janitor knew that only a man with a death wish got between two fighting females.

"This way, loverboy," Nicole cooed from the set.  Duty called and when duty was attached to some seriously hot nookie who was he to say no?

***

Scene 4

When he turned and saw Nicole standing bent over the end of the bed, wiggling her pert little bum at him he knew that he had made the right decision.  His erection, which had drooped slightly when Moze dragged Missy off of him came back in full, especially after he took a butt cheek in each hand and squeezed.

"Oooh," Nicole squealed, "Don't forget to give the girls up front some attention too.  As she leaned forward to do just that she said, in a husky voice, "Do it.  Shove your big, hard cock into my hot, wet pussy."

He needed no more urging than that.  He pushed into her, bringing a lusty moan from her that was matched by his own.  Ignoring the distant bangs, howls and shrieks coming from the locker room he started pounding his partner's steaming cunt rhythmically.

"Unnnnnnngghhhh!," Nicole groaned, rearing up and giving Ned ample opportunity to once more grope her tits as he pumped away inside her, helped by the fact that her standing had tightened her cunt around his member.  "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfucccck!!!"

It wasn't until she lay exhausted underneath him that he realized that he hadn't used a condom.  "Oh shit!," he said.

When she asked him what the problem was and he explained, she smiled and told him, "It's okay hun, I'm also on the Pill.  The rubbers are for demonstration purposes and for our other sweetie's benefit.

He heaved a sigh of relief and he pulled out.  However, his relief was short lived as Moze strode out of the locker room like a warrior fresh from battle, and a naked one at that.

And there was no doubt that she had been in a battle.  Ned didn't know what had happened to Missy and wasn't sure he wanted to but she had evidently given a good account of herself.  Moze's hair looked like it was missing a few chunks and she sported what promised to becom a major league bruise beneath her right eye.

"What happened to Missy?," Gordy asked as Moze stormed past.

"In her locker," the Amazonian wench answered over her shoulder on her way towards Ned.  When she reached him she didn't say a word, just pulled him into her embraced and laid the mother of all kisses on him.

"I love a happy ending," Nicole said dryly as Gordy went into the girls locker room to investigate and was soon heard calling for the jaws of life.

***

Epilogue:

Of course the Department of Education doesn't have a black-ops program.  But the NSA does and that was what funded the Special Educational Film Project, the product of which was viewed only by a very few high up government officials, their very special guests and selected foreign leaders.  It had been created during the Kennedy Administration, shut down by Jimmy Carter and then reinstituted by Bill Clinton.  Big surprise.

Currently the audience gathering in a small dark room in the bowels of the White House to "review" the latest film consisted of the President, Vice-President, Secretary of State, a Cardinal of the Catholic Church, late of Boston, and one of the most powerful evangelical leaders in the country, one who had recently threatened a town in Pennsylvania with the wrath of God for refusing to teach intelligent design in it's schools.

The President put the DVD in, the Secretary darkened the room and the Vice-President got popcorn.

Before the actual movie came on topless pictures of the children appearing in the flick flashed on the huge flatscreen TV they were watching with their names above their heads.

"Moses?," Said the Vice President, squinting.  "Odd name for a girl.  Still, I wouldn't mind *her* taking me to the Promised Land."  He was one of those annoying people who keeps up a running commentary during movies.

There were murmurs of approval when Nicole appeared.  She was a favorite of theirs.

***

By the time the movie was over, the elite audience watching it had spent themselves except for the Secretary and President.    Her clothes more than halfway off, her eyes were rolled up in her head and  her legs were spread wide as she rubbed herself frantically  as she worked on her third orgasm.  The Vice President was zipping up his pants while the Reverend and Cardinal still had their hands on each others cum covered dicks.

Only the President remained fully dressed and undisheveled, an island of calm and even dignity.  He would wait until tonight when he would run the movie over again in his head replacing the boy with himself and the two girls with his daughters.

"I'm George Bush and I approve this movie," he whispered.